This piece was written in 1998 at
the height of Blair’s popularity. It
is still surprisingly topical, partly because we got our predictions right,
but mainly because so little ever changes.
It features Victoria Hamilton, Steve Noonan, Bruce Hazelton, Lorna Forsythe and myself on voices and the
animation team was Kimberley
Thomas, Chris
Woodall, Paul Carder, Maria Clifford, Stan Sheene, Simon Price and Matt Brace. None of them ever received a penny for
their months of work but they are all assured a place in heaven. Provided God can take a joke, that is. If not, they’re buggered.
For more download friendly audio
extracts click here.
Video Extracts.

Little
Britley Trailer.
1 minute 30
seconds.
A funky taste of Little Britley.
Modem Version
– 716k.
Broadband
Version – 8.9 Meg.

Episode One - Spin.
24 minutes 18
seconds.
The whole first episode, a few chunky
renders (hopefully we’ll get back on Media 100 and put the SG Renders in soon
– visit regularly for information), but it’s a truly British original and you
won’t get to see it anywhere else.
Warning: Very Big File!
Modem Version
– 14 Meg.
Broadband
Version – 57.8 Meg.
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Opening Titles.
58 seconds.
Paul Carder’s fabulous Bryce Intro over a
home produced orchestral track.
Modem Version
– 558k.
Broadband
Version – 5.4 Meg.
Audio Only Version.

Hesser and Darke’s House of Nutters.
1 minute 24
seconds.
Tasteless, tacky, and glitzy – just like
the Tory Old Guard.
Modem Version
– 837k.
Broadband
Version – 8.2 Meg.
Audio Only
Version.
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Crook and Saddam.
35 Seconds.
A little closer to the mark than we
expected in ’98.
Modem Version
– 351k.
Broadband Version
– 3.6 Meg.

Tony’s Speech.
41 seconds.
As David Byrne once said “You’re talking
a lot, but you’re not really saying anything”. A classic Britley moment.
Modem Version
– 406k.
Broadband
Version – 4.1 Meg.

Tony’s Line.
5 seconds.
This will be the five seconds they’ll use
at my trial.
Modem Version
– 62k.
Broadband
Version – 510k.
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The “Bladerunner” sequence.
50 seconds.
Americans please note: it’s a much ruder
word over here...
Modem Version
– 490k.
Broadband
Version – 5 Meg.

Mr Speaker.
15 seconds.
Come back Betty Boothroyd; the Commons
isn’t the same without you.
Modem Version
– 163k.
Broadband
Version – 1.6 Meg.
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